Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Eeee.....Budak ni,geram nya akuuuuuuuuuuuu...

"Ticer, mak kita pun ngandung mcm ticer jugak."
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WHAT?
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WHAT?
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I beg your pardon dear,
what were you saying just now?
No, don't repeat.
Understood.
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Adoiiii...
Bila masa pulak Ticer pregnant nih?
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@&%!!!#@%..
Aiyalaaa.....
Huhuhuhuuu....
Uwaaaa.....
Mak tulunnnnnn...
Nak pengsan rasa nya ni.
Kids do say the darnest thing.
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Anyway,
Am I REALLY that fat?
FAT?
REALLY?
DON'T ANSWER!

( Tak nak masuk kelas,Tak nak ngajar, Tak nak! Taknak! Tak nak!
Mak, kita tak nak gi sekolah hari ni...)
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40 comments:

  1. ybsMay 10, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    baru bulan2 awal mengandung takpe lagi, lom besoR sangat.....

    hehe

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  2. AnonymousMay 10, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    Pn Hanie,

    Saya juga pernah ditegur "aii..dah buleh adik ko?" "berapa bulan kak?" isshh...selamba je jawap.."bunXXX" tension gak...nak buat camno..

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  3. lalink7May 10, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    alamak..sabo jee dapat anak murid cam gitu..terlalu berterus terang..jgn isaulahh bebdak niee xtauu paper..hehehe..

    jgn lupe masuk kelas ye ticer..hehehe..happy teacher's day.. =))

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  4. nidus2May 10, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    Teringat satu iklan dulu...'Hitam itu menawan'. Mungkin kes ini...'gemuk itu menawan'....hee3. Jangan marah ticer.

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  5. AnonymousMay 10, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    Ada petua kata nak turunkan berat badan dengan amalkan minum air limau panas/suam tiap2 kali lepas lunch & dinner. kurangkan gula, biar masam2 sikit. cuba try untuk sebulan mana tau kot2 menjadi.. Err saya belum pernah cuba lagi petua ni

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  6. Kakzakie PurvitMay 10, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Kalau macam nie kena pumping selalu sampai kempes. Hahaha... nak adik lagi ke....

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  7. sahidaMay 10, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    Cikgu Hani,
    Saya juga pernah disapa begitu, menyedihkan kan? Bg pecinta makanan mcm saya dan Cikgu Hani, marilah kita sama- sama mulakan mission impossible ni..;)

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  8. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    ybs,
    hubby saya pun mengandung jugak...dah sampai bulan tapi tak beranak beranak lagi..

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  9. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Anonymous,
    yes, bun*** is the right word.

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  10. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    lalink7,
    bila dah anak murid cakap gitu kena sadar diri lah yer..

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  11. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    KakZakie, adoi..dah bercucu ni..terlalu tua untuk beranak lagi..mata pun dah rabun, nak potong kuku cucu pun dah tak boleh.

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  12. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    sahida,
    yer lah, jom lah kita daftar ahli..mmg imposible dah ni

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  13. Ibu n AbahMay 10, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    cikgu hani...
    anak murid tu betullah lurus, tulus dan mulus....

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  14. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Anonymous,
    tq kerana bagi petua untuk kurus..asal jgn suruh kurangkan makan dah la

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  15. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    Nidus/Pakcu,
    Kalau gemuk itu menawan tak per jugak, ni gemuk itu menghadang pandangan...

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  16. Kak Nik JaMay 10, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    alah ticer hani..kita pun sama lah...how to maintain one?? dah beranak pinak cam tuh lah gaya nye..itulah pengorbanan tak terhingga seorang ibu..terbarai sana sinun!!huhu..err ticer tak try Premium beautifool kerr???

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  17. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Ibu dan abah,
    innocent betul mereka kan?

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  18. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    mokwonik,
    biarlah...nak terburai ke, terlerai ke..hentam saja lah...dah tua2 ni malas dah nak try itu ini..nak jaga asal tak di datangi penyakit jer..jaga selagi daya, serah pada Allah.

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  19. QueenieMay 10, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    oho...ticer tannak gi tolah eeh...
    cer tengok..cer tengok...benda yg dia kalau boleh nak makan hari-hari...tu...kat prev en3...
    camner tak ngandung...ngandung ta....hihiiiii....
    cer pi toilet...baru pi tolah...

    guwau ticer...

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  20. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    Queemie,
    gelak giler akak baca komen queenie..
    tau gemuk tapi makan tak reti nak stop, tu pasal la kannnn

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  21. Fadzli AmirMay 10, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    Hehehehe...tak nak komen...saye tak nak komen....sebab cik wife pun ada 2-3 org tanya macam tu...hehehhe

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  22. Granny HaniMay 10, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    FA, kirim salam kat cik wife..saya faham apa yg dia rasa sbb kami sekapal kot!

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  23. AnonymousMay 10, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    aduss...sampai hati. huhu

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  24. ILA HonEyBuNNyMay 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM

    nakai la budak2 neh...nak kena neh...hehe...

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  25. PiaMay 10, 2011 at 11:01 PM

    "kak..rasa nak gelak pun ada bc entrii akk ni..tp rasa nak nangis pun ada jugak...kecamuk dah nih...saya faham la perasaan akk ni sbb sy pun asal balik kg,jln2 umah sedara...depa sure tanya brapa bulan dah ni?...yg lg best siap pegang2 perut,pastu tanya bila due nih...saya kdg2 mcm desprate gak nk kurus ni...alahaiii perut,dh 5 kali beranak(7x ngandung)..mcmana tk mengembang...sabar je lah..(bkn tk usaha nk kurus kak..tp dh tua2 ni susah tul)....."

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  26. InaSazlanMay 10, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    hahhaha lawak2.kutir je cikgu hehe

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  27. Granny HaniMay 11, 2011 at 5:37 AM

    Cgden,
    Dia orang dah lama duk tunggu cg garang ni cuti bersalin kot

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  28. Granny HaniMay 11, 2011 at 5:37 AM

    Honeybunny,
    budak2 ni lupa dia org tak ada insyuran mulut..

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  29. Granny HaniMay 11, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    Piasara,
    oh ada geng yer...Pia pernah terkena jugak?

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  30. Granny HaniMay 11, 2011 at 5:39 AM

    InaSazlan,
    Budak2 ni mengubat hati dengan cara mereka sendiri..ikhlas gitu.

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  31. ajumohitMay 11, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    jgnlah marah tecer, budak2 kan jujur hehehhehehe

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  32. Zuraini KamalMay 11, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    saya dah jogging & gymm; terpaksa sebab perut dah mula berlapis setiap kali lepas mkn. hmmmmm

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  33. AnonymousMay 11, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    Assalamualaikum Hani,

    Akak dulu masa masih bekerja, sedang mengandung anak ketika, dah 7 bulan baru boss tanya 'awak mengandung ker".

    Sebab apa dia tanya, dia tak nampak saya mengandung kerana perut ni sentiasa macam orang mengandung, he he.

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  34. munnaMay 11, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    alahai..munna pun selalu kena macam ni..anak2 buah yg rajin tanya..mak lang nak dpt baby lagi...munna senyum kambing je lah

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  35. Granny HaniMay 11, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    ajumohit,
    .hehehe..dah betul gemuk pun knnnn..

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  36. Granny HaniMay 11, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    Zuraini,
    Bagus lah gitu, akak nak jugak jogging tapi dah tak muat dah semua seluar dan baju untuk tu..

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  37. Granny HaniMay 11, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    kunang kunagn,
    hahahaha...lawak jugak awak ni yer..

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  38. Granny HaniMay 11, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    Munna,
    lain kali sebelum org tanya kita siang2 dah gitau " tak, ngandungi nasik jer..."

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  39. rumah kuningMay 17, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    baru kejap tadi saya gaduh dgn anak. dia cakap saya gemuk, saya cakap dia yg gemuk. hehehe

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  40. Granny HaniMay 17, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    rumah kuning,
    siapa yg menang?

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