My doctor,Ja.

Mummy knows how difficult is to become a good doctor..Ja dearest, this is something for you...

Redneck Medical Terms
Artery... ... ... ... ... ... ... .The study of paintings.
Benign... ... ... ... ... ... ... .What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria... ... ... ... ... ... ..Back door to cafeteria.
Barium... ... ... ... ... ... ... .What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section... ... ... ... A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan... ... ... ... ... ... ... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize... ... ... ... ... ... .Made eye contact with her.
Coma... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... A punctuation mark.
Dilate... ... ... ... ... ... ... .To live long.
Enema... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..Not a friend.
Fester... ... ... ... ... ... ... .Quicker than someone else.
Fibula... ... ... ... ... ... ... .A small lie.

Hangnail... ... ... ... ... ... ..What you hang your coat on.
Impotent... ... ... ... ... ... ..Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain... ... ... ... ... ... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff... ... ... ... ... A Doctor's cane.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... .A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates... ... ... ... ... ... ..Cheaper than day rates.
Node... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I knew it.
Pelvis... ... ... ... ... ... ... .Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative... ... ... ... ..A letter carrier.
Rectum... ... ... ... ... ... ... .Darn near killed him.
Seizure... ... ... ... ... ... ... Roman emperor.
Tablet... ... ... ... ... ... ... .A small table.
Tumor... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..More than one.
Urine... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..Opposite of you're out
Varicose... ... ... ... ... ... ..Near by

Kan lega sikit tu...kurang tension bila ketawa.