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Sunday, November 8, 2009

This is for you..yes, YOU!

WHAT IS OLD

Probably you have received this but no harm in reading again.

What is Old?

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee


Hello you out there,now you know you are old eh?...TAU TAK PER...

5 comments:

sha said...

hi...when i read this n3...now i know why i look so young..all above doesn't fit me...he2

pakmat said...

..salam, cikgu..thank you..I need this laugh..I just posted something along similar lines..and yours lifted my spirits..
..have a nice day..jdbb..

hani@debumelukut said...

Sha, sooon sha, soooon

U r welcome pakmat.

wanisan said...

Ning

Yday auntie yam n me plus 10 others cycled all the way from Bentong to Fraser Hill and back. From Tranum we hv to climb all the way for 30km. total distance travelled was 110kms. 8 of us r over 50 years old.... who said we r old :)

hani@debumelukut said...

Yes and no ayh jie. yes, u all r not that old, just over the hills, and i bet that when u r over the hills,the scenery is much better eh?
no, you cannot see the scenery, without your thick glasses you just can't...o, u need the magnifying glass too?hehehehe....

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