Lebai malang pun tak semalang ni...

Nak di jadikan cerita...
Sebelum ke sekolah, dalam kegelapan pagi saya singgah ke teller untuk mengeluarkan sedikit wang belanja..Maklum la tgok dlm hbag yg ada hanya syiling. Buat penat singgah, yang ada hanya tulisan di skrin ' Out of Service'..nak mencuba di lain teller, masa tak mengizinkan. Jadi ke sekolah lah saya berbekalkan duit sebanyak duit poket anak murid yg darjah satu.
Takpa, coffee corner kat bilik guru mewah makanan, tak kelaparan la perut ku. Bab makan beres, problem solved.
Hari ni perhimpunan. Awal2 lagi saya dah duduk di pentas.Relax, tunggu majlis mula.
"Kak Hani, akak bertugas kat pagar hari ni, kawalan murid lewat..." Bisik Hasniza. Haah? Mata ni cepat intai GB kat mana..Nasib baik, boss belum turun..Berkejaran la saya ke pintu masuk..Penat tercunggap2..Pengawas dah ada..lega. Camna boleh lupa ni..
Lepas perhimpunan terus ke kelas satu.."Class stand..Good Morning class..."
Saya berdiri didepan kelas, confident gitu.
"Cicer, baju cicer ni dah koyak"
What? Where?........
Adoiii..
Naper ni..Saya turun dari rumah langkah kiri ke ni...?
Biarlah koyak pun koyak lah..Padan la saya dah lama tak pakai baju ni.. Rupanya baju yg bermasaalah. Small matter jer ni..Ambik stapler. Pap! Pap! Staple saja...Bijak Bijak!!!
Dah la, cukup la suprises yang tak menyenangkan ni...Dah tengahhari pun. Perut lapar, nak cepat2 balik makan..
Sampai rumah terus masuk ke dapur..Keroncong perut dah makin sumbang ni..
Bibik, masak apa hari ni...?
"Ibu kan bilang mau beli nasi sumatra dan tak payah masak....?"
Huhuhuhhuhuuuuu......Ya Ampunnnnn...

Your excuses are making me sick!

Sorry for loosing my temper just now.
Ok, now I am trying to be more sensible.
What?
What do you expect? I'm human right?
Human makes mistake..
Sometimes they make excuses.
That is what I am doing right now.
Excuses.
I am here now is because I have nothing else to do.
Bad excuse.
I am here now because I am alone and can't think of something better to do.
Bad excuse.
I am here now because I like to be here, managing my blog.
Good excuse.
Why make excuses when telling the truth is not hard after all?
Tell you what, next time you feel like making an excuse,
make sure you can come up with the best excuse ever..
Have you ever heard of people jumping off the cliff just because I told them to do so?
Try that excuse if you wish to..
At least I know I am the last thing on your mind before you take off.
Honoured? yup.

Can I say something?

I am here sitting alone..not quite alone, the laptop is here.Meaning my cyber friends are here with me. I can simple say 'Hi' and we can stare at the screen for hours. But now that is not what I am intending to do. Right now I just want to say something to someone. I don't care whether that someone read this or not, as long as I can say it out and proceed with my daily activities.

@!!%&**#@*!!?@#%!!!!!!!

Thats it. Wow, its nice to let it out.....What a relief.

My woman.

Wonderwoman?
Superwoman?
Ultrawoman?
Batwoman?No no no...
She is her.
Growing up in front of my eyes,
Sometimes behind my back too..
She makes me laugh and cry.
At times, She makes me confuse too.
She lights up my life with her presence.
She is the reflection of me, my yesterdays, yesteryears.
Sometimes she is so energetic that nothing can stop her..
Sometimes she breaks down and cry..
Sometimes she is head over heels for something.
sometimes she just couldn't care less..
She is nothing special to others
But she means the world to me...
My everything.
She is Saidatul Hafeeza.
She is Saidatul Afifah Auni.
She is Saidatul Anis Qistina.
Never mind, you all don't have to be Superwoman or what not,
Just be yourself.
My daughters.

My Man.

How many person does it takes to change a light bulb?
Too many..
Tiba2 tak menyala lampu.
Saya nak panggil orang baiki.
NO!
'Easy tasks' kata Superman.
Ultraman pergi cari tangga, tak ada..
Ok, susun kerusi atas meja.Ultraman panjat.
Screw penutup balang kaca dibuka..Haa..balang kaca bulat sudah rosak.
Superman keluar jap pergi beli balang baru.
Ultraman turun dulu dari menara buatan sendiri untuk cari screw yg jatuh tadi..
Ultraman panggil Batman suruh tolong cari.
Superman dah balik dgn balang kaca/mentol baru.
Batman aje yg panjat menara kali ni..Cuba pasang..Tak muat, silap saiz.
Superman kuar lagi tukar balang lain sambil beli goreng pisang.
Lama. 1 jam.
Saya malas komplen.Diam dan lihat.
Dan menggelegak di dalam.
Dah mula gelap, magrib..
Superman dan Batman terkial2 cuba nyalakan lampu kat bilik solat tu.
Ultraman masih cari screw yg entah mana dah..
Naper? any problem? Tak nak menyala jugak.............
Don't worry la mummy, we have a solution.
"Hello...Che Lah tukang letrik?Boleh dtg jap..Oh yer ke..malam tak boleh...Ok, esuk pagi yer..tolong baiki lampu bilik saya ni..."
Kan dah cakap, kalau dari tadi call Mamat letrik ni, sekarang dah boleh guna bilik tu.
Saya cakap salah, tak cakap salah.........
Superman,Ultraman dan Batman tersadai keletihan.........
"Nanti esuk esuk kita orang baiki lampu kat belakang ..."
TAK PAYAH.